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fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

more than twice*

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doitsus-on-a-plane:

mustachefirebender:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution

Someone bumped into my chair and I kept sleeping

Someone bumped into my chair and I spilt my bloody tea

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foodfuns:

tastefulheaven:
tastefulheaven: true love and happiness

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beggie-smalls:

arm-the-hopeless:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

polskagiest:

prussia-is-my-goshujin-sama:

i-am-lord-satan:

make-me-lmfao:

playhousetizzney:

queennubian:

if you don’t know bout this here, you’re not ready for my blog

word

it’s a row of fruit and they all have a hole in them what is there to fucking get

GET OUT^

SATAN HAS SPOKEN

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best post on tumblr

child hood in a picture.

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prettygirlfood:

Cheese Breadsticks
Makes 9-10 breadsticks
Tang Zhong/Water Roux:
1 oz (25g) bread flour5 oz (125g) water
Wet Ingredients:
2 oz (65g) water1 large (60g) egg, lightly beaten2 3/4 oz (75g) tang zhong/water roux
Dry Ingredients:
1 teaspoon (6g) salt1 oz (30g) sugar1.5 cups + 1 tablespoon (195g) bread flour3/4 cup + 1 tablespoon (90g) all purpose flour2 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon (14g) baking milk powder2 teaspoons (6g) yeast
Other Ingredients:
3 tablespoons room temperature unsalted butter, cubed1 egg yolk with 1 teaspoon of milk for egg wash1 cup Mozzarella cheese1.5 tablespoons chopped parsley
Method:
Preparing the Tang Zhong/Water Roux
Add 1oz bread flour to 5oz water in a sauce pan. Stir to mix.
Turn the heat to low and keep stirring the mixture until it becomes paste-like. Use a candy/cooking thermometer to monitor the temperature. Remove from the heat once the mixture reaches 149°F or 65°Celsius.
Transfer the mixture into a glass or stainless steel bowl. Cover the surface with saran wrap/cling wrap. Let it sit to cool down to room temperature or refrigerate for later use.
Tang Zhong Dough
Attach the dough hook on your mixer. Transfer the Wet Ingredients to the bottom of the mixing bowl. Add in the salt and sugar first and then the other Dry Ingredients with the yeast added last.
Set the speed to low. When all the ingredients are well combined and the dough is not sticking to the side of the bowl, then turn the speed to medium speed until gluten forms. TDepending on mixer, mine took about 5-6 minutes.
Slowly sdd the butter to the dough in 3 batches and let it mix at slow speed until the dough looks not sticky. Be patient, this step may take a bit of time. When all the butter is kneaded into the dough, set the speed to medium and let it knead for 6-8 minutes until the window pane test (see picture).
Grease a bowl, round the dough and gently leave it in the bowl. Cover the bowl with saran wrap and let it rise for 40 minutes or until it double in size. Dust your finger with some flour, insert it into the center of the dough until you touch the bottom. If the dough in the hole doesn’t rise up, then it is ready for the next step.
Divide the dough into 9-10 smaller portions. Round the dough like a ball, cover with saran wrap and let them rest for 10 minutes.
Line the baking trays with parchment papers.
Next, use your hand to flatten the dough to release the air. Turn the dough bottom side up and roll it up. Seal the opening tightly from one end to the other. Roll it out into a log about 8-10 inches long. Place each log on to the baking tray about 2 inches apart. Cover the baking tray with saran wrap and let it proof for another 40 minutes or until it almost double the size.
Preheat the oven at 350°F. Prepare the egg wash.
Brush the dough with the egg wash and sprinkle with the cheese and chopped parsley. Bake them for 14-16 minutes. Transfer to cooling rack when is ready.
For freshness, store the Cheese Breadsticks in air tight container.
Cook’s Notes:
Yuo can use the oven to proof the dough. Remember to remove any cover. Place your dough inside the oven in the middle rack. Pour in some boiling water into another pan and place this underneath the baking tray with the dough. Turn the heat to 400°F for 1 minute, turn it off and do not open the door until the recommended proofing time.
You can use any type of cheese you prefer.

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ijessicalanglois:

me getting ready in the morning

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disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!

There are minors present

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benedicted-cumberbitch:

eternalelixir:

Supernatural in one gif

Supernatural Fandom in one gif

Doctor Who in one gif

Doctor Who Fandom in one gif

Sherlock in one gif

Sherlock Fandom in one gif

Harry Potter in one gif

Harry Potter Fandom in one gif

Merlin in one gif

Merlin Fandom in one gif

Tolkien in one gif

Tolkien Fandom in one gif

Avengers in one gif

Avengers Fandom in one gif

It should now be fairly obvious why everyone on tumblr is insane.

so accurate

bless you

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